interview with el rey de la almeja

A blog called El Rey Del La Almeja (the Cunt King) based in Spain, posted an entry about me about a month ago and asked me to do an interview. The questions have been loosely translated from Spanish and my answers are in bold. Enjoy…it’s really long, so I added a “read more tag”…

? Edad:  Age: twenty two earth years

? País:    Origin San Francisco, California, USA

? Orientación sexual (hetero/homo):   sexual orientation  pansexual

? ¿Te afeitas o depilas el coño? Do you shave or epilate your pussy? You mean shave? I used to and may have to sometime in the future for my work in the sex industry. Right now I’m sporting a full bush.

? ¿Cada cuánto lo haces?  How often do you do it? When I did shave, I shaved every three days.

? ¿Cuándo fue tu primera vez? ¿Qué edad tenías? When was the first time, at which age? I started shaving when I was thirteen, there was a rumor that if you didn’t shave that boy’s wouldn’t hook up with you and I was desperate for sexual contact.

?Explica un poco cómo fue la primera vez que te lo afeitaste, ¿te ayudó alguien? Please explain a little how the first time was. Someone gave you a hand? I did it by myself.

? ¿Cómo lo hiciste?  How did you proceed? I took a razor and some cheap conditioner and shaved it off.

? ¿Lo sabían tus padres?  Did your parents know? Nope ?

¿Tus amigas?  Your girl friends knew? Yes and then I showed them how to shave their pussies. ?

¿Tu novio?  Your boy friend? Didn’t have a boyfriend when I was thirteen

? ¿Por qué decidiste hacerlo?  Why did you decide to do it? Because I wanted to get some action ? ¿Te gustan tus pelos? You like your (pubic) hair? I love it, but sometimes I feel like it keeps me in a box with the sex industry. ? ¿Te afeitas por comodidad o por estética? Do you shave for convenience or estetic reasons? When I did shave it was because I was doing adult films and then I was a stripper for a while. ? ¿Cómo los llevas normalmente? How do you have the pubic hair usually? It changes with whatever type of work I might be pursuing at the time. ? ¿Te crecen pelos en el ano?  You’ve got hairs around your anus? Nope. ? ¿Cuántas veces te masturbas a la semana? How often do you masturbate in a week? I masturbate a lot everyday, its part of my job as a webcam girl. ? ¿Cómo lo haces y donde?  How and where do you do it? In my bed with my right hand and occasionally a toy. ? ¿Cuándo perdiste tu virginidad?  When did you lose virginity? When I was 15 ? ¿Cuántos hombres y mujeres en total han estado en contacto con tu coño? How many men and woman had contact with your pussy? +/- 25 ? ¿Qué sientes cuando ves un coño que no es el tuyo? What do you feel when you see another ones pussy? I like licking pussy so sometimes I might feel horny. ? ¿Qué opinas sobre las modelos de las películas porno? What is your opinion about porn models? I think that is too generalized a question. Some porn models are like Jesse Jane, big fake tits, ratty blonde hair and lots of collagen and some are like Sasha Grey, intelligent, natural and all around awesome. It just depends which ones you’re talking about. ? ¿Crees que son un buen modelo estético a seguir? Do you think, they are an estetic pattern to follow? ¿O se alejan demasiado de la realidad? Or do they depart too much from reality? Again, it depends. I think we’re breeding new porn stars, so perhaps we’ll have different standards. Porn for the most part is a departure from reality and that’s the point, its a fantasy. The problem is that with most western cultures, there is virtually no sex ed because everyone saves it for marrage right, *wink*. So a lot of men and women use pornography as sex ed instead of just entertainment. Everyone wants to be a hot fuck and a lot of people think porn stars are hot fucks instead of just performers. ? ¿Has usado alguna vez algún juguete sexual como consoladores o algo parecido? Did you use sometime sexual toys like dildos or s.e.? Yes dildos or a hitachi ? ¿Puedes explicar en qué ocasiones? Can you explain when? When I want to or when I’m working and the customer wants to see me use a toy ? ¿Qué opinas sobre que a los hombres les excite ver mear a una mujer? What do you think about men who get aroused seeing a woman pee? Whatever floats your boat, I pee alot especially outdoors, so I think this fetish is kind of cute. ? ¿Alguna vez te has mirado tu vagina detenidamente con un espejo? Did you ever had an intense look at your pussy with a mirror? Everyday, we’re best friends. ? ¿Qué es lo que más te gusta que te hagan (sexualmente hablando)? What do you prefer (sexually) to be done with you? It depends on my mood, I like an intuitive lover. ? ¿Cómo describirías tus labios vaginales? How would you describe your vaginal labia? Big and luscious ? ¿Usas braguitas o tanga? Do you use pants or tanga/string? I don’t usually wear panties in real life, but I wear panties for cam shows. ? ¿Te has olido alguna vez las braguitas? Did you ever smell your pants? Explícanos un poco el olor y lo que te pareció. Describe the smell a little and what you thought about. It smells good, I can sell you a pair if you like… ? ¿Tocarías con las manos la vagina de otra mujer? Would you touch another woman’s pussy? I’ve done much more than that… ? ¿Y con la lengua? And with the tongue? Of course! ? ¿Te gustaría hacer el amor más veces de lo que lo haces normalmente? Would you like to make more often love than you do it normally? I don’t know if I would want to more often, but I would like more intensity, more energy, and to try new things. ? ¿Has tenido alguna vez fantasías con animales? Did you ever had fantasies with animals? I had a dream I was fucking an elephant once, but I think it was more of a metaphor than a fantasy. ? ¿Las has hecho realidad? Did you make them happen? No, I would be worried about my safety with an elephant.

Y para terminar, escribe algo que quieras decir sobre la vulva And finally write something you want to say about the cunt. Yay Pussy!

Preguntas mías:         Nijinsky’s questions: ? ¿Cómo llevas lo de ganarte la vida con el coño? ¿Eso lo saben sólo tus amigos de confianza, o es vox pópuli? ¿Cómo se lo toma tu familia? ¿Te han insultado y/o denigrado alguna vez? How is it with the way to gain your life with your pussy? Do only intimate friends know it, or ist it vox populi (public voice)? What about your family? Did they ever blame you for it? I think however anyone wants to make their money in life is fine. I choose a pussy-centric career path and yay for me. I don’t have many intimate friends, those that do know what I do and many engage in similar lines of work. ? ¿Crees que lo que tú haces es lo mismo que hace una prostituta -salvando las diferencias, desde luego? ¿Qué opinas sobre la prostitución? ¿Es un trabajo tan digno como cualquier otro? Do you think waht you do is like a protitute – dispite the differences, of course? What is your opinion about prostitution? Is it as honorable as another work? To me, being likened to a prostitute is not a bad thing, I am all for the legalization and regulation of prostitution, I especially think it should at least be decriminalized. There is no honor in any type of work, no matter what you choose you’re always selling and comodifying some aspect of your soul, and that is never honorable. I don’t believe there can be honor in a capitalist society where greed and prosperity are valued higher than health, education, the environement and basic humanity. However, having said that, I think in this culture and society, sex work and especially prostitution are some of the most honorable types of work  you can do because you’re helping someone reconnect with their sexual center in a social climate that treats prostitutes and sexuality like they treated witches and “witchcraft” during the Inquisition. Selling your time and giving someone affection is probably one of the most honorable lines of work I can think of. I am currently researching escort work and hope to begin working full time in the Winter. ? Bien sabido es por todo el mundo que el deseo sexual se mantiene incluso en la tercera edad. Si tú te dedicas a esto por placer, ¿crees que seguirías haciendo lo mismo a los 70 años, por ejemplo? Resumiendo: ¿cuáles son tus planes de futuro? It is known that sexual desire keeps even in the third part of life. If you are dedicated to do it for pleasure, do you think you will continue doin it with f.e. 70 years? Summing up, which are your plans for the future? Thats a pretty deep question for a twenty two year old. I have plans but I’m still in that WTF am I doing with my life kind of phase. I’d like to buy some land, somewhere, and have a temple, an intentional community and a biodynamic winery and of course a big organic garden with lots of WWOOFers (www.wwoof.org) . But there’s still a lot of world out there that I haven’t seen yet and I’m sure my online and offline ventures in the sex industry will eventually be able to fund some spectacular journey one of these days. Preguntas de los lectores: Readers questions: 1.  Teseo HYPERLINK \l “comment-14405″ Julio 9th, 2009 at 22:43 Desde tu experiencia personal y propia, ¿podrías decirnos las ventajas y, en su caso, desventajas que has experimentado durante el tiempo en el que no te has depilado las diferentes zonas del cuerpo que habitualmente y de forma casi mayoritaria se rasuran (axilas, piernas, genitales,… )? From your own experience, could you tell us the benefits and disadvantages you had during the time you didn’t shave where people usually and mostly do it (armpits, legs, pubic,….) Well, in the states its a BIG fucking deal if you’re a woman and you don’t shave your armpits, you might as well have lepresy for the way people treat you. In Australia its a lot different and I wasn’t hassled at all about it. 2.  Soy tu Leño Julio 9th, 2009 at 22:47 como te gusta el leño, pito, la verga, la corneta, la mazorca, el muegano, el pene, grade chico prieto guero cabezon y por donde te gusta que te lo metan vaginal rectal o oral…… How do you like a penis? Big, small, big headed, etc.? Where do you like to have one in, vaginal, anal, oral,…? I like my penises with some experience and intuition, though young cock is always fun to ride. I love giving head. 3.  Arianne Julio 10th, 2009 at 1:50 ¿Qué es lo que más y menos te gustaba de la forma de tu coño, antes de que este “viera la luz pública”? What was it you liked best and what less of the shape of your pussy, before it got into public light? I didn’t pay too much attention to the way my pussy looked before I started porn, sometimes I shaved it, sometimes I didn’t. I used to be really embarrassed about the way my lips hung out, I thought it was weird so I would always try and tuck them in, which was uncomfortable. Before porn, my pussy was just a tool for masturbation, something I used to get off with. ¿Cómo te diste cuenta de que tenías medera para hacer porno? (esta pregunta, en caso de que alguna vez te dedicaste al negocio como yo entendi) How did you notice that the porn business was something for you? (in case you dedicated yourself to this business, as I understood) I’m dedicated, more or less, to the field of sexuality and the sex industry, not just porn. I’ve never liked having a normal job and the freelance/bohemian nature of the work I’ve engaged in has been the most appealing. Not to mention its always a confidence boost to have people see you as a sex object, but not all the time.  Its all about the balance.
¿Qué método de depilación usas o utilizabas? Which way of epilation you use or used? Usually just a razor. ¿Puedes describir el sabor de tus fluídos íntimos? Can you describe the taste of your intimate fluids? Depends on what I’ve been eating, usually strong, sweet and sometimes salty. ¿Cual es el mejor halago que ha recibido tu pussy? What was the biggest compliment your pussy got? I’ve gotten alot of them, which I think is funny, when I started in mainstream porn and when I was a dancer alot of people made fun of it calling it “roast beef” haha. But now, everyone thinks its beautiful. I don’t get it. 4.  Jona Julio 11th, 2009 at 15:17 -Como modelo de coño, cuándo surgieron más ofertas, con el coño al natural o depilado? (me refiero como modelo, sesiones fotograficas y eso, lejos del porno) As Pussy model, when did you get more offers, with natural or with shaved pussy? (I mean as a model, photo sessions, etc., beside porn) Well, I’ve pretty much stopped pursuing porn. I would like to go back to some degree, there are alot of sites I would like to work for, like Kink.com for instance, but I would like to explore other types of sex work before going back to porn. To answer your question, neither, I never had the tits for mainstream porn and there aren’t that main “alt/indie” sites that want to shoot someone like me. -Como actriz porno, alguna vez has tenido que hacer alguna escena que no querias, ya porque te sintieras incomoda, o simplemente porque no es de tu agrado o siempre te han dado la libertad de elegir qué hacer o no hacer en los rodajes? As an porn actrice, did you ever have to act in a scene you didn’t want to? Just because you didn’t want, feel unwell, or you always had the choice on the set? There was one dude that freaked me out, so I just gave him some half-assed head and said I didn’t want to do the scene. But thats pretty much it, its just a job like anything else, its not real sex, just a performance, so its not really about feeling any type of chemistry with your partner. You’re there to get laid and get paid, the end. 5. Ikon Julio 12th, 2009 at 2:51
Unas preguntas a S. Redd, ¿a qué se refiere con ser “musa”?, ¿y de quién es musa?, ¿a quién inspira? What do you mean by beeing a Muse? Whose Muse? Whom do you inspire? From what people email me everyday from my blog, I seem to inspire alot of people for whatever reason. 6.  in2minds Julio 12th, 2009 at 3:16 edit -¿que tipo de trabajo te gusta mas? ¿porque? Which kind of work do you prefer and why? Of the sex work I’ve done so far each has its positives and negatives like anything else. In porn, I could make a bunch of money in one day, but I’m risking my sexual health and the images that they photograph or video are going to be all over the internet forever. In stripping, I could make a lot of money without compromising my health or safety but I would have to be in a smoky club for long periods of time and theres no guarantee that you’ll make money on any given day. With webcam shows, I can make money from the comfort of my own home, there is still no guarantee of how much money I’m going to make and it requires alot of computer and internet work for promotion. -¿en que trabajo has quedado mas satisfecha?            Which work did satisfy you most? Like I said in the question above, each had their own positives and negatives. I would say the work I enjoy the most is that which involves seeing people in real life. However, my online ventures have connected me with people I would have not met otherwise. -¿que te gustaria hacer?                                               What would you like to do? I would like to pursue art and writing more. -¿que actriz admiras? ¿cual odias? ¿porque?   Which actress you admire, which you hate, and why? I admire Sasha Grey, Belladonna and Madison Young for their passion, independence and individuality. -¿que te han ofrecido y te niegas a hacer?      Which offer dou you refuse?

Anything that makes me uncomfortable or comprises my safety -¿que NO te han ofrecido y te gustaria hacer?            What have you not been offered but you’d like to do? There are some sites out there I haven’t modeled for that I think I’d like to try out, Kink.com being one of them as well as the Crash Pad Series. -¿que no harias jamas?                                     What is ist, you would never do? Anything that makes me uncomfortable or comprises my safety -¿algo que decir a las chicas?                          Anything to say to girls? Always be true to yourself and no matter what, never let anyone make you feel like less. Women in this culture are so often socialized to be weak victims. Its about time we started being more agressive around our identities, both sexual and non-sexual. -¿algo que decir a los chicos?                          Anything to say to guys?

Don’t be priveledged dickheads and please learn how to fuck well instead of assuming you do so already. Listening is the key. 7.  chubi Julio 14th, 2009 at 7:26 edit -A que edad se dio cuenta de que le gustaba exibirse y ser vista? At which age you noticed you like to exhibite yourself  and beeing whatched? Early on, around 4-5 years old I remember humping teddy bears with friends and peeing in naughty places. I had a lot of insecurities growing up and once I got over those, exhibitonism was my way of telling the world that I no longer consigned to the fact that everyone was trying to tell me I was fat and ugly. se exibia cuando pequeña a los de su edad o mayores o menores?? When young, did you exhibit in front of elder, younger, or same age? Same age when I was 4-5. When I was 13 and going through the cyber sex age, I had “internet boyfriends” that I would chat, have cyber/phone sex with and they were usually in their late 20′s. -cuanto tiempo piensa estar en esto? What dou you think, how long you will be in this? For a while, perhaps. I hope that when I do retire I am able to still contribute in the form of activism. -que prefiere hombres o mujeres, hablando sexualmente y mentalmente? Sexually and mentally, what do you prefer – men or women? I prefer people that are empathetic and passionate lovers, both male and female. -que considera y opina de la gente que critica y desaprueba su pasatiempo y trabajo? How do you consider and what do you think about people who criticize and dispraise your pastime and work? I think the people that criticize me for my work have their own sexual hangups to deal with. -:) que opina de nosotros los lectores de este blog? What do you think about us, readers of this blog?

It’s definitely an interesting blog and makes me want to improve my Spanish so that I can read it more often! hay algo que desapruebe en la industria porno? y si hay algo que es y pq? Is there something you disapprove about porn industry? If yes, what and why? Some of the general company practices that I came to experience were dodgy, especially the agents. From the bullshit myths they tried to hold up as the truth, to the flakiness that most producers held as company practice, to the way that the directors would cut down the female performers on set. There are a lot of changes to be made and they will as long as people approach the situation with open minds about sexuality. 8.  El Rey de la Almeja Quería preguntarle si ha tenido problemas para posar con el coño sin depilarse porque parece que ahora casi todas las modelos tienen que estar perfectamente depiladas. Le han exigido que se depilase para posar? Did you have problems posing with unshaved pussy, bearing in mind that today it seems that all modells have to be perfectly shaved? Has it been required for posing? I didn’t have any problems with it because it was required when I was in porn and when I was a stripper. I had been told that men prefer shaven pussies since I was 13, so it was no big surpise and I was there to make money off of men’s fantasies, afterall. 9. Sunny (translator) Could you imagin beeing on a nudist beach, private, not known as a modell or a porn star and notice that a man is honorably looking at you, enjoying every detail and expressing his admiration to you? Would you accept, or apreciate or refuse it? Could you imagin than getting from this man a very dedicated, very sensual massage, yes even a tantric massage? Do you think you would experience an orgasm? Would you allow his tounge please your pussy? How would you thank him? This is a really weird series of questions, basically you’re asking me if I’d just let some random dude give me a tantric massage on the beach? It would really depend on what kind of a mood I was in and quite frankly, what said random dude looked like and acted like. If he was hot and polite and had good vibes, yeah I would probably go for it. But how likely is this situation? And where is this beach with hot, random, polite dudes that want to give tantric massages? I would like directions, please.

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