Making "Twatinas"

“Sucko el dicko?”

“Si, senor!”

These and more fine examples of acting you can find on the epic pornography film, “Twatinas”, which really strives to break racial stereotypes and create a sensual depiction of sexuality…not.

My scene for Twatinas was shot on Friday June 19, 2007. I am not Latina and definitely not Twatina. I was paid $700. My agent, Eli Thomas drove me to the location and told me that I’d be working with “romantic Tony” who always takes his time on a scene and with whom director’s get irritated with because he’s so caring about his fellow performers. We finally got to the set, I signed and initialed a bunch of papers which basically said that “We can capture your image/sounds/video and use/display and caption them in any way we want to”.

About half hour prior to the actual filming the “director/camera guy/producer” asked me if I spoke any Spanish and told me I would be Latina today. The scene was shot in an old apartment in downtown Hollywood, Florida right next to the beach. I shot the scene with Tony Desergio, which made the shoot go fairly quick (2-3 hours), because, as he made a point of saying, he’s been in the business for fourteen years.

So basic synopsis is: camera guy finds me (i.e. working class Twatina) sitting at a local bus stop waiting for my ride to my minimum wage job and offers me cash to fuck on film, of course I can’t understand what he’s saying because “No hablas ingles, soy de Argentina”, but he grabs me by the arm and takes me back to his apartment to make a movie anyways. By this time Tony shows up, gives a thumbs up to the camera man to show approval for the piece of meat he found and we go inside. Tony sits me down on the bed and puts his moves on me, we engage in a little oral…

some fucking…

And voila (insert Spanish equivalent here) you have a porno!

I should also add that while we were waiting for Tony Desergio to show up the “camera-guy/producer/director” offered for me to blow him, just to pass time, ya know? And when I kindly declined, he gave several examples of times when he was waiting on set and how other female performers blew him.

Yeah…mainstream porn is SO professional.